Last May my wife, Jayne, volunteered to go to teach English in Bolivia. I originally wrote this primer on the country so she could send to her friends. She survived, save for a multitude of bedbug bites. I have had a number of friends ask for a copy, so I will now post it here.
Jayne’s Trip to Bolivia
Jayne is almost ready to head off for a month’s teaching in Rurrenbaque, Bolivia. Since Bolivia is not really on most peoples’ radar screen, I thought I would provide some insight into her impending trip. One more thing, Jayne says nobody is allowed to send this to her mother until she gets back as she thinks Jayne is going with friends to a nice upscale resort in a quaint touristy urban centre and not alone in a remote jungle village.
Bolivia, or officially, the Plurinational (I didn’t even know this was a word as it sounds more like something found in the restrooms of the UN) State of Bolivia is a landlocked country in central South America. It is bordered by seemingly every country in South America. Well, at least it’s bordered by Brazil to the north and east, Paraguay and Argentina to the south, Chile to the southwest, and Peru to the west.
She Was Not Ammused
It needs to be said: Bolivia is just one of those places you never really think about. When Jayne says that she is off to Bolivia some people did not even know the country existed and others guessed that it was in Africa or Asia or Central America. Last week I read an article in the New York Times and now I think I understand why this lack of Bolivia’s existence is so.
Bolivia Must Have Really Big Cereal Boxes
The present Bolivian population is estimated at 10 million. The main language spoken is Spanish, although 36 other indigenous languages also have official language status. I have no idea how they could ever fit all those languages onto a box of Corn Flakes. It’s sometimes hard for me to read the English ingredients and instructions on labels with just two official languages. Either they must use really tiny print or use really big boxes.
Bolivia Has Lots of Weeds and Creatures and Things
Furthermore, Bolivia has more than 2,900 animal species, including 398 mammals, over 1,400 birds (70% of all birds known in the world), 204 amphibians, 277 reptiles, and 635 fish (all freshwater, of course). In addition, there are more than 3,000 types of butterfly.
It is estimated that Bolivia has 5.4 million cubic tonnes of lithium which represents 50% to 70% of world reserves. This light metal is used to make high-capacity batteries used in iPads and iPhones and electric cars and such. The government so far has resisted destroying this unique natural landscape and has not allowed large scale mining of the lithium to meet the increasing world demand for us to make a couple more unnecessary cell phone calls and send a few more trivial text messages each day.
Exciting SportsBolivia has a highly developed sporting program. One of the most popular sporting events is wrestling. Bolivian wrestling is not like the phony North American choreographed event. Bolivian wrestlers are highly skilled professional athletes. Words cannot describe the beauty, grace, and finely honed skills of these world class athletes. You just have to watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jz8ES8Z3Y48
High in La Paz
A Scenic Drive Down a Historic Highway
The town is reached by bus from La Paz, an 18 hour ride down the North Yungas Road (410 km) or by a one hour flight.
The local road rules specify that the downhill driver never has the right of way and must move to the outer edge of the road. This forces faster vehicles to stop so that passing can be negotiated safely (in theory, of course). Also, vehicles drive on the left, as opposed to the right, as on any other road in Bolivia. This gives a left hand drive vehicle's driver a better view over his outside wheel, making passing safer (in theory, of course). Jayne decided that she would fly.
Bolivia and Paraguay Go Postal
The Chaco War (1932–1935) was fought between Bolivia and Paraguay over control of the northern part of the Gran Chaco, a flat, hot, waterless plain, which was incorrectly thought to be rich in oil. The war between the two poorest countries in South America was the bloodiest military conflict fought in the continent during the 20th century.
The dispute started when Paraguay issued a set of three stamps in 1924. They had a map of Paraguay as the design and the almost the entire word of Paraguay was spread over the Chaco region. This was followed by a 1927 Paraguayan issue of a map showing the entire north of the country as being Chaco Paraguayo.
Of course, this type of postal confrontation could not be tolerated lying down and Bolivia responded decisively in 1928 with a stamp showing a map of Bolivia with an area clearly named Chaco Boliviano. To further bring their point across, three more stamps with the same map were issued in 1930.
A philatelist’s arms race was now in order and Paraguay responded with a bigger and badder set of five stamps issued in 1932. The map on these stamps is again labelled Chaco Paraguayo and no further stress the point each stamp carried the phrase "Ha sido, es y sera", or in English "Has been, is, and will be".
Not to be outdone, Bolivia issued two even larger sets of stamps in 1935. The first set, consisting of 14 stamps, each with an identical design, shows a map of Bolivia on which is marked Chaco Boliviano. The second set was for airmail postage, and again the main design feature of these stamps is a map of Bolivia, and the only regional name to appear is the Chaco Boliviano.
Rurrenabaque and San Miguel
Rurrenabaque and the Beni River |
The village of San Miguel |
The jungle is of course, the Amazon Rainforest. Jayne will be living in the jungle village of San Miguel del Bala. The village of about 40 is assessable only by an hour boat ride upriver by motorized dugouts. The community runs the San Miguel del Bala Eco-Lodge and she will be teaching the local guides English. She will also be teaching alone. She does not have electricity or phone service. As she will be sleeping alone in a hut in the jungle quite a ways from the kitchen area and a few miles away from the village itself the villagers will escort her back to her room as “the jungle is not safe at night”.
Interesting Local Inhabitants
Jayne loves animals and nature and in the jungle village she will have the opportunity to see and experience some of the flora and fauna of the world’s largest rainforest. I will introduce to you a few of them.
Interesting Friendly Insects That Want To Meet You
The woman that is teaching at the village right now has been introduced to a few hundred of the local insects. As such she has offered Jayne the advice not to stay in hut number 1 as there is an infestation of bedbugs. My guess is that Jayne will heed these words of wisdom and not meet these fascinating creatures, but not to worry there are many other interesting local insects around. (Note: It seems that bedbugs can't count as the huts other than number 1 were also partying spots for these little guys.)
The local species of this spider is widely considered the most venomous. Its venom contains a potent neurotoxin that causes loss of muscle control and breathing, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation. In addition, the venom causes intense pain and inflammation. That sounds to me as bad enough but the venom of the spider can cause priapism (really big erections) in humans. Erections resulting from the bite are said to be uncomfortable and can last for many hours and lead to impotence if one survives. I think this may be why all the teachers going to Bolivia are women.
Interesting and Adventurous Fish
Their normal hosts are other fish to which they attach themselves to the aortal arteries from within the gill chamber and ingest the blood of the host. Barbs on the spine keep them in place. One would hope that it is the small candiru that try to swim up the urethras and not the larger 7 inch varieties. Now if one was first bitten by the wandering spider and then went to the river perhaps one of the larger candiru … Sorry, it’s just too nasty to further contemplate.
The black caiman is one of the largest reptiles in the world. It is the largest predator in the Amazon basin and the largest member of the alligator family. Adult black caimans are 10–14 feet in length, with some old ones larger than 16 feet. Unconfirmed sources report that the black caiman can grow to 20 feet or more. Their teeth are designed to grab but not rip, so they generally try to swallow their food whole after drowning their pitiless prey.
Cute Interesting Mammals
The jaguar usually attacks from a target's blind spot and this cat's ambushing abilities are considered, by both indigenous people and field researchers, to have no equal in the animal kingdom. The prey is probably dead before it is even aware there is a jaguar in the neighbourhood.
Interesting and Colourful Amphibians
The Golden Poison Dart Frog is estimated to contain about one milligram of this poison, enough to kill about 10,000 mice or between 10 and 20 humans, or two African bull elephants, whichever comes along first.
To make a poison dart you carefully expose the frog to the heat of a fire, and the frog exudes small amounts of poisonous fluid. The tips of arrows and darts are soaked in the fluid, and keep their deadly effect for over two years.